Hey Guys, today I’m coming at you with a not-so-new book tag! I was tagged by my bookish BFF, Rebecca from over @ Bookishlyrebecca to do the Kiss Marry Cliff tag. I did do this tag sometime last year and if you want to see me in more pain you can read that here.
I know that Rebecca did 10 rounds but I only did 5 this time because I didn’t want to make this post too long for you guys, I hope you enjoy it anyway guys!
Thomas Cresswell, Bruce Wayne, Mark Watney
Kiss: I mean, there is absolutely no way in hell that I am passing up the opportunity to kiss Thomas Cresswell. I don’t need to marry him because obviously, Audrey-Rose is perfect for him.
Marry: I am totes ma goats marrying Mark Watney. This guy is amazing, I mean, he’s a botanist who managed to colonise and survive on Mars. He’s one of my favourite fictional characters of all time and honestly, I think if he was real and I actually got to meet him I would be a little starstruck.
Cliff: Sorry Bruce, but I have enough emotional baggage of my own, and I really don’t know how I would feel about being with a serial killer in the future so… it’s to the cliff you go!
Evie O’Neill, Audrey-Rose Wadsworth, Tarver Merendsen
Kiss: Oh my gosh, this was actually so hard but I think I’m going to have to kiss Tarver He’s one of my favourites in the series (just below Lilac) but I think he is just too perfect with Lilac.
Marry: Picking between Tarver and Audrey-Rose was an honest to gosh hard decision, but I would be lying to myself if I didn’t pick Audrey-Rose over literally anyone else! She is one of my absolute favourites and she is a big part of why I love the Stalking Jack The Ripper series so much!
Cliff: I’m actually so sad to have to do this but Evie O’Neill is a goner! I think she’s a really complex and flawed character so I hate to do this but she is done for.
Rubeus Hagrid, Peter Pan, Kelsier
Kiss: Oh my god I kind of want to cliff all of them?? I guess I would kiss Peter because he’s twisted and all but he’s also a really interesting character? I do’t know, I guess I have a death wish.
Marry: If I marry Kelsier will I die???
Cliff: Look at me, cliffing one of my favourite characters of all time. Because I’m a ruthless badass (or I just really don’t want to kiss him ever). Sorry Hagrid, you don’t deserve half the sh*t you get in that series and look at me making it worse…
Scarlett Dragna, Rye, Percy Jackson
Kiss: Oh my goodness, I guess I’ll be kissing Rye today. #NotEvenMad
Marry: This is kind of a no brainer for me? Percy Jackson is hilarious and one of my favourite bookish personalities so I’d be stupid not to marry him (and then divorce him becuse Annabeth is goals).
Cliff: I’m sorry Scarlett but you’re kind of a wet blanket at times and I really don’t think we would get along.
Evelyn Hugo, Veronica Mars, Lilac Laroux
Kiss: I will be kissing the legendary Veronica Mars and I am honesly not even mad because she’s a babe.
Marry: Oh my God, I am so sorry Tarver, but I love Lilac Laroux and would gladly marry her. Without blinking. I would not even think about it. I would sign those forms and be the happiest gal on the block.
Cliff: Lol sorry Evelyn but I do not trust you in the slightest.
My Diviners buddy whom I love: Analee
My new bookish buddy whom I love: Malanie